OLIVER!!!!!!

This is Oliver.

He has a big head.

No, really, he does.

It's BIG. Finding hats to fit that guy? Impossible.

But that's ok, because he has a heart to match that's just as big as his humongous cranium.

Oliver. He'd be my brother if I was gonna have another brother. But thank God I don't, because, honestly? The one I got is MORE than enough. I'm brother blessed. Or cursed? I'm not sure, sometimes, which. But I tend to lean towards "bleassed".

julia gives me the finger

Seriously, she cut off the end and gave it to me.

Is she a good friend or what? OK so it's a little Van Gogh, but still, it's appreciated.

OK, she didn't really cut off the end of her finger and give it to me. She was cutting an orange and lopped off the tip of her finger by accident. She's smart like me. Docs say it will "grow back". Wow. Maybe her tail willgrow back too, along with her little tiny horns? Julia is the devil, you know.

Big Monkey Head

This adorable young man is Niko. His mom is a very old friend of mine from WAY back. (Well, she's not old, but we've been friends for a long time, ok?) She's Greek and I was in her Big Fat Greek Wedding. It was awesome. What I remember of it. I was pretty drunk.

Anyhow, Niko and his family were in Mexico and apparently Niko likes monkeys and let this curious George crawl up onto his head. The monkey looks comoortable and Niko looks enthralled, doesn't he?

I would have been FREAKING if it were me, but I am not a little boy.

Niko was thrilled.

I am thrilled to have the picture....